Monday, September 12, 2011
Hair: The Thing I Usually Don't Have the Time to Bitch About
That brings me to present day. I have a choppy ass hair "style" that shows traces of the fact that a year ago I had a reverse bob. I ran out of time to go and get awesome hair color done, so my latest and greatest color is a box of Colorsilk that cost me $4. My hair sucks. Truthfully, I don't care too much because 90% of the time I just throw it in a ponytail and call it a day, but a small part of me longs for a hairstyle that actually consists of a style. I see great pictures of short hair and say, "Shit, I want to cut off all my hair again!" Reality snaps back into focus and I remember that I was growing my hair out for a reason (see: the maintenance sucks). I guess the only thing that leaves me with is fooling around with hair color, BUT as you would know it, I'm knocked up again and am TERRIFIED of what my hormones will result in. I keep saying I am going to do something with my hair, but I always talk myself out of it because hairstyles are SOOO different from stylist to stylist. One term means something completely different to someone else and there really is no way to 100% guarantee that what you have in your mind (or even on a printed picture for that matter) will be equally interpreted by the person with the scissors (or dye).
My hair sucks. Blah. I am shaving my head.