|They should offer these in adult sizes...|
All in all, it won't go away. I have the most hilarious wedding video because at some point the videographer went table-to-table and had guests record a message for us. The divorcees are the best. So spiteful. So much "advice." To those who are begininng to embark on cohabitation, marriage, children, life, or whatever, just prepare yourself (that's my unsolicited advice--hah). And shape up your "mean face" so that you can get rid of some of them really fast.